Dave Barry meets Dilbert in the outrageous world of Tom Stern's CEO Dad.
From the comedic suspense of a well-executed takeover of his employees to the
personal humiliation of being fired by his family on TV, Stern delivers a
humorous business book that is packed with dozens of spot-on cartoons that
illustrate the serious real-life conflicts that business executives everywhere
have with the people they love and offers the chance for every CEO Dad and Mom
to find a way to laugh all the way back to work-life sanity.
Review
Both business libraries and
general-interest collections will find it a funny, compelling title. --
California Bookwatch, June 2007If you're looking for help on
losing the CEO Dad-itude before you lose your family, then pick up a copy of
"CEO Dad" and carefully read between the lines. There really is a lesson here.
-- Finance and Commerce, August 22, 2007That realistic accounting
is good for everyone, not just execs. We all need people who help "keep it
real." -- The Kansis City Star, May 6, 2007
From the Publisher
When you are a dyslexic, hyper-active
adolescent--and the son of a powerful CEO--what are the chances of becoming
anything but a narcissistic, control-freak CEO yourself? A sure bet--unless you
take the "cure" laid out with sardonic humor and razor-sharp wit in CEO DAD.
From the outrageous world of Tom Stern comes this cautionary tale of one
powerful CEO's struggle to break free from the chains binding him to the
ladder-climbing rat race that defines business success. Growing up in the
shadows of a super-successful CEO Dad himself, Stern delivers a humorous
business book packed with dozens of spot-on cartoons--taken from his syndicated
CEO Dad comic strip--that offer a light-hearted yet serious look into the
real-life conflicts business executives have with the people they love.
Inspired by Stern's own journey, CEO DAD is a harrowing account of denial,
therapy, and redemption that digs into the sordid details: power-grabbing,
bullying, and idiotic antics that alienate employees and clients, treating his
children like business proteges, being abandoned by his therapist, and,
ultimately, fired by his family on reality TV. The road to recovery is filled
with bumps, ego-bruising messes, and a 10-1/2-step program as CEO DAD chronicles
a wild ride through the turbulent waters of work-life balance.
With penetrating insight and comedic timing, CEO DAD offers life-transforming
lessons for CEO Dads and Moms everywhere who are ready to adjust their "I think,
therefore I'm right" mindset--the cornerstone of the "CEO Dad-itude" that leaves
its own toxic legacy.
"Tom Stern manages to put the 'fun' into 'dysfunctional' in this hilarious
account of his transformation from an aggressive, self-absorbed, work-obsessed
smart-aleck into a kinder, somewhat gentler wiseacre--emphasis on wise. If you
or a CEO Dad need help prioritizing, make this book a priority." Ann Pleshette
Murphy, parenting contributor to Good Morning America; author of "The 7 Stages
of Motherhood"
"Tom Stern's genius is his ability to show the funny side of a very real
problem afflicting America: how to succeed in business without screwing up your
family. And while many of the situations he describes are breathtakingly
dysfunctional, if not downright improbably, they will seem very real to the
families to today's overachievers." Charles S. Dubow, director of new products,
Business Week Online
"I have always held that the world of work is endlessly ripe for satire,
ridicule, and laughter. What we have lacked is someone willing to make this a
full-time job--a kind of 'court jester' who delights in telling the king the
truth, week in and week out. But now, at long last, we have found this person in
Tom Stern, for whom yesterday's king is today's CEO Dad. Bravo, Tom! Bravo,
Bravo! May you live a very long life." Dick Bolles, best-selling author, "What
Color Is Your Parachute? 2007"
"CEO DAD is the Microsoft of business comic strips!" Jim Impoco, former
business editor, New York Times Sunday
"Relentlessly laugh-out-loud funny, Tom Stern has written a very wise book.
As with all great humorists, Stern has something important to say: what is
really meaningful often gets obscured by ego and avarice. Brilliantly conceived
and delivered." Greg Feldman, chairman and CEO, Wellspring Capital
From the Author
Did your pre-nuptial agreement have a
non-compete clause? Have you seriously considered naming your children
"Standard" and "Poors?" No matter how busy you get, do you still find time to
ignore the people you love most? If you answered "yes" to (or even laughed
knowingly at) any of these questions, you may have that not-so-rare condition
called "CEO Dad-ism." Left unchecked, this syndrome can result in permanent "CEO
Dad-itude" and leave you blissfully unaware of how much your loving family may
actually be taking steps to downsize your sorry butt.
Of course, the odyssey of CEO DAD, the protagonist of my new book and subject
of my syndicated comic strip, is writ very, very large. He treats his family
like a corporation and so must suffer the debilitating ordeal of being a lab rat
for pseudo-science, a desperate near-criminal, and, finally, getting fired by
his family on national television.
How does CEO DAD make it through the pain and become a better person? By, I
hope, making you laugh all the way to work-life balance. In reality, it took
some extremely painful and even life-threatening moments for me, Tom Stern, to
wake up to how I had gotten my priorities all wrong. The fact that I can laugh
at it now is a gift, and one that I take great pleasure in sharing with you, my
readers, whose inner CEO DAD will no doubt relate to, laugh at, and learn from
the fictional creation in this book.
Enjoy,
Tom Stern
From the Inside Flap
If your idea of encouragement for your
second child is promising her a promotion to firstborn if her grades improve,
you need this book more than you know. CEO DAD and its life-transforming lessons
will teach you how to laugh your way to work-life sanity--and not a moment too
soon.
In this charmingly witty cautionary tale, Tom Stern tells the story of one
powerful CEO's struggle to break free of--and eventual free fall from--the
corporate ladder. Mining the rich experiences of his own life, entrepreneur and
business humorist Stern regales readers with a harrowing saga of alienating
employees and potential clients, treating his children like business proteges,
and being dumped by his fmaily on reality TV before finally learning how to turn
his life around. The road to recovery is rife with bumps, ego-bruising mishaps,
a 10 1/2-step program, and dozens of spot-on cartoons that take a lighthearted
yet serious look at the real-life conflicts today's business executives have
with the people they love.
From the Back Cover
Learn to laugh all the way to work-life
sanity!
"I hereby certify that CEO DAD is fresh, funny, entertaining, and market
ready. It's time for Dilbert to move over and make room for CEO DAD." Jerry
Seinfield
"J.R. Ewing? Gordon Gecko? Dagwood? CEO DAD owes nothing to them. Entirely
fresh, entirely new, he steps from his creator's brain as innocent and salty as
Botticelli's Venus--that is, if Venus were a fatuous, blustering U.S. executive
with an emotional intelligence of zero. I feel grateful that Tom Stern first
brought him to me four years ago, and that Forbes was first to publish him. Hail
to thee, CEO DAD!" Alan Farnham, Senior Editor, Forbes
"Thanks a lot for CEO DAD. I really enjoyed it, very clever idea. Hope to see
more of it in the future." Jay Leno
"Tom Stern helps us laugh our way to the revolution--and revelation--that
dads can be just as loving and nurturing as moms; indeed, that men who try it
live longer and don't get fired by their families. For any man suffering from
corporate testosterone poisoning in general, and the syndrome in particular,
prescribe this dose of learning-through-laughter." Gloria Steinem
About the Author
Tom Stern is a successful executive
recruiter, creator of the syndicated comic strip CEO Dad, syndicated national
radio talk-show host of "Opportunity Knocks," and frequent contributing humorist
to NPR's Marketplace. Formerly a comedy writer for HBO and president of a
division of Spotlight Enterprises whose clients include Jay Leno, Jerry
Seinfeld, and Dennis Miller, he first explored his comedic side doing stand-up
in New York. His peers consider him a leader, his clients a visionary, and his
CEO father says, "Is that the best you can do?"
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